Not only is this chocolate cake the most amazing cake you will ever eat, but it is super easy. This is the only recipe I have ever memorized because I make it all the time. Start by whisking together all of your dry ingredients.
Once that is done all all the wet ingredients except for the water. I happened to have chocolate milk at home so I used that to add even more flavor but regular milk is just fine. Let me just take a minute here to talk to you about vanilla. If you are going to splurge on one item in your pantry, splurge on vanilla. Good vanilla makes all the difference in baking. I bake a lot so I buy this big ol jug of vanilla bean paste. You use the paste the same as you would use extract but I just love seeing the little flecks of vanilla beans in your finished product.
This is the kind I buy. It's about $35ish for this bottle. I've had this since September and it's over half full and like I said, I bake a lot.
Whisk in the wet ingredients until it's combined. While this is happening, I microwave the water for 2 minutes.
At this point you should have a batter that is a little bit thicker than a normal cake batter. Add in the water, it just should be hot, it doesn't actually have to be boiling.
Whisk until the water is incorporated. At this point you may think you did something wrong because the batter will be very thin and runny. I promise this is how it is supposed to be.
Pour the batter into two greased 9" round cake pans or one greased 9x13" cake pan and bake at 350 for 30ish minutes. It's done when the middle is set and bounces back when you push your finger lightly into it.
Let the cakes cool completely before trying to remove from the pan or decorate them. While the cakes were baking, I made my frosting.
This frosting beats the crap out of anything you can buy in a can and by making it from scratch you know everything in it. Making this frosting is totally worth the effort. It's actually really easy, the hardest part is waiting for it to chill before using it. The recipe calls for using a food processor but I'm sure it would work in a mixer if you dont have a food procesor. You just want to be sure that your cream is very hot and your butter is very soft so it all melts together.
Start with your chocolate. I used a mix of milk chocolate and semi-sweet chocolate but you can use whatever type you like. This time I used baking chocolate so I processed it a little first to break up the big chunks but you can use chocolate chips and skip this step too.
Put the cream, corn syrup, and salt in a bowl or measuring cup and microwave for 2-3 minutes. Pour the cream over the chocolate and all the vanilla. Process until it's smooth then add the powdered sugar.
Process this again until its smooth. Add the softened butter about a tablespoon at a time through the feed tube while the food processor is running.
Keep doing this until all the butter has been added and the frosting is smooth.
Just look at that beautiful chocolately deliciousness. Now comes the hard part where you have to avoid eating it all. At this point the frosting is too warm and thin to possible decorate a cake with so it needs to be refrigerated for at least an hour. I left mine in the fridge overnight. Then I let it sit out for about an hour this morning and then whipped the crap out of it (yes that is a technical term) in my mixer so it was light and fluffy but you can skip the mixing step if you want, just let it sit until it's soft enough to spread.
Decorating a cake can be very intimidating but it's really isn't that hard. The good thing about this cake is that it tastes so amazing that no one will ever notice any imperfections.
The first step to cake decorating is to even out the layers. If you skip this step, you will end up with a lopsided cake or a cake that looks sunken in in the middle. This step also gives you a chance to eat all those yummy trimings to make sure your cake is delicious before sharing it with others. You can also store all those cake scraps in a ziploc bag in the freezer and use them for cake pops later.
Using a serrated knife, cut into the cake no more than an inch or two all the way around the outer edge. A turntable makes this job easy but it's not necessary. Make sure that you keep your knife level to get a flat top. Once you make a small cut all the way around, you can slowly push the knife through to cut all the way across the top.
You will end up with nice even layers like this. If you want a taller cake you can even cut each layer in half. Once you have it cut, place the cake upside down on your cake plate. You want to use the bottom side because if you frost the cut side you will get lots of crumbs in the frosting and the bottom side is also perfectly flat.
I decided to use a raspberry jam to fill this cake but you can let your imagination go wild here. You can you use just frosting, any flavor of jam or jelly, frosting and crushed up cookie crumbs, or any other yummy sweet of your choice. If you are using a jam, make a dam around the edge like I did here with the frosting so it doesn't ooze out the sides when you stack the layers.
Place the top layer of cake right side up (I made 1.5 times the recipe so that's why I have 3 layers of cake).
Put a lot of frosting on top of the cake. Like an obscene amount of frosting because you will be pulling from the top to cover the sides. If you want to be really perfect you can cover the whole cake with a really thin layer of frosting first to seal in all the crumbs and then go over it with a thicker layer later. I didn't care about perfect today so I just did one coat.
Use a flat or offset spatula to pull the frosting from the top down the sides and spread back and forth until the sides are covered. Then smooth out the top the the spatula. and voila, you have the most perfectly delicious amazing chocolately cake you could ever imagine. If your cake isn't perfect you can easily hide any imperfections with sprinkles, chocolate curls, candy, or any other yummy thing you can think of.
Store this cake in the fridge because the frosting can get too soft if let out a room temp for too long. I usually leave it out for about 30 minutes to an hour before serving it.
Perfect Chocolate Cake
2 cups sugar
1 3/4 cups flour
3/4 cup cocoa powder
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1/2 cup oil
1 cup milk
2 tsp vanilla
1 cup boiling water
Preheat oven to 350. Whisk together the dry ingredients until incorporated. Add all remaining ingredients except the water and whisk until combined. Add the boiling water and stir until batter is smooth. Pour the batter into two greased 9" cake pans or one greased 9x13" cake pan. Bake for 30-35 minutes.
Chocolate Frosting
10 oz chocolate
1 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup corn syrup
1/4 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla
1 1/3 cup powdered sugar
2 1/4 sticks butter (very softened)
In the bowl of a food processor, process the chocolate until its broken down to small pieces. Heat the cream, corn syrup, and salt in the microwave for 2-3 minutes. Pour the cream mixture and vanilla over the chocolate and process until smooth. Add the sugar and process until combined. With the food processor running, add the butter a tablespoon at a time until all the butter is incorporated and the frosting is smooth. Transfer the frosting to a bowl and refrigerate for at least an hour until it is thick enough to frost the cake with.